FOODPLACE PANTS FEUD.

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An ongoing legal battle between popular fast food megalith Foodplace and the non-profit Concerned Consumers of Foodpeople has ended with the determination that the Foodperson costume will remain a gender-neutral, nonrevealing unitard.

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"Superheroes are meant to have exaggerated anatomy and revealing costumes," a spokesperson from CCF said in a press release.

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"This is a sad day not just for fans of Foodplace, but for consumers of the fast-food superhero genre overall."

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A spokesperson from rival food company NourishMart sent out a press release just minutes after the ruling: "NOURISHMART INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT NOURISHMARTIC DOES NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHES.

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NOURISHMARTIC IS SOFTWARE.

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NOURISHMARTIC CAN PRESENT AN AVATAR OF WHATEVER APPEALING MEAT-FORM IS DESIRED BY THE PUBLIC.

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EAT AT NOURISHMART.

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OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN A MIX OF FAT, SALT, AND PROTEIN THAT IS HIGHLY DESIRABLE TO HUMAN PALATES."