SURGEON GENERAL: DEAD ARE STAYING DEAD: "Stories about the dead rising are completely unfounded and medically impossible.", the office of the surgeon general said in a press conference today.
"It's an obvious hoax by people just looking for five minutes of fame, or to scare people in these uncertain times.
After all, remember the clown thing a few years ago?"
A critic pointed to the increasingly widespread viral videos of rioters with clearly fatal injuries rising to return to the rioting.
"Within ten hours, someone will have deep faked this video to make me look like a Star Wars character," replied the spokesperson, "and you're confused by a bit of home grown CGI showing zombies?"
"It's an obvious hoax by people just looking for five minutes of fame, or to scare people in these uncertain times.
After all, remember the clown thing a few years ago?"
A critic pointed to the increasingly widespread viral videos of rioters with clearly fatal injuries rising to return to the rioting.
"Within ten hours, someone will have deep faked this video to make me look like a Star Wars character," replied the spokesperson, "and you're confused by a bit of home grown CGI showing zombies?"