GOVERNMENT SPEAKS OUT ABOUT 'MIND CONTROL' RUMORS.

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Amidst rumors that nation- and world-wide riots are the result of a chemical mind control agent, the NSA held a press conference today.

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"This is not mind control.

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These rioters are human beings, normal people, controlled only by feverish violence at a level we've never seen before," said a flustered looking representative.

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"Although in some places excessive force has been required to deter rioters, we are treating them as the humans they are, not as some faceless mind-controlled horde.

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This is not science fiction, these are our friends and family."