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This is Escort, frequency one-fifty-five, nineteen-thousand, here's your report.

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Can you gimme an 'amen', it's …kshhhsk… days after Armageddon and I'm still kicking.

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The 49ers are headed southwards towards Neufolk, so if you're there and listening, barricade or lay low until they go by.

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There's another horde forming out of Metro Bay.