This is an archived voice message sent through a chat app.
The recording opens with the low purr of a vehicle's motor, with various rattling clinks and clangs audible as a man's Hispanic accent forces its way through the choppy audio.
"HEY CHICA, CAN YOU GIVE A MAN ONE HELL OF A WOOHOO?
I just got off the plane from Costa Rica—one full hour ahead of schedule!
Let me tell you something: the airport was emptier than a fucking graveyard, and the staff, sheesh, jumpier than Pablo when he sees the neighbors' dog.
I didn't know that a few riots would put the fear of God in all you gun-toting Americans, but if they're anything like down in San Jose, I suppose I can't blame people."
As the man talks, the regular thump of large helicopter rotors grows audible in the background, the aircraft seeming to roar right overhead as the driver concludes.
"Anyway, I'm in a rental and heading to Trescott right now; I should be there in less than an hour.
I'll get back to you later.
There's a pretty big roadblock ahead, and it looks like they're flagging me down.
I'll see you soon, guapa, love…"
The recording is cut short by a burst of automatic gunfire.
The recording opens with the low purr of a vehicle's motor, with various rattling clinks and clangs audible as a man's Hispanic accent forces its way through the choppy audio.
"HEY CHICA, CAN YOU GIVE A MAN ONE HELL OF A WOOHOO?
I just got off the plane from Costa Rica—one full hour ahead of schedule!
Let me tell you something: the airport was emptier than a fucking graveyard, and the staff, sheesh, jumpier than Pablo when he sees the neighbors' dog.
I didn't know that a few riots would put the fear of God in all you gun-toting Americans, but if they're anything like down in San Jose, I suppose I can't blame people."
As the man talks, the regular thump of large helicopter rotors grows audible in the background, the aircraft seeming to roar right overhead as the driver concludes.
"Anyway, I'm in a rental and heading to Trescott right now; I should be there in less than an hour.
I'll get back to you later.
There's a pretty big roadblock ahead, and it looks like they're flagging me down.
I'll see you soon, guapa, love…"
The recording is cut short by a burst of automatic gunfire.