ALIENS AMONG US!
Janine Galfrizowich, of Martha's Vineyard, wrote in to our Paranormal Investigation Staff with this cryptic gem.
"They're always watching, always watching from the shadows.
Stealing my avocados and watching!
They took my neighbor and made him into one of them!"
Our journalists are trying to track Mrs Galfrizowich down, but it is clear enough that this ties into the well known Avocado Conspiracy (see issue 24, volume 7).