RIOT IN CARLHAVEN.
A riot broke out in a supermarket in Carlhaven, Nebraska, today.
A bystander who left the scene as violence started told police that it began with a dispute over the last box of frozen Foodplace hamburger patties, but quickly escalated "For no reason at all".
Police arrived on the scene and were quickly forced to deploy less-lethal weaponry in response to what was described by Sheriff Paul Redekopp as "A complete sh*t show".
Seven people are dead, and another six in critical condition in Carlhaven General Hospital.