ECONOMIC RIOTING SPREADS TO UNITED STATES.

---

Global economic riots, started in Africa and South America, have spread to the continental United States.

---

More than thirty riots were reported over the weekend, primarily in poorer regions of the Midwest and South.

---

"I don't think this is related to what happened in Carlhaven or Banksley," a spokesperson from the National Guard said in response to media inquiry.

---

"Those were isolated incidents, while this is very clearly a coordinated social media effort."

---

Police and the National Guard are containing riots as they crop up.

---

President Oswald, in a speech on Sunday evening, reminded Americans of our solidarity.

---

"Enemies perch at our every border, watching for signs of weakness.

---

Now is not the time to shoot ourselves in the feet."