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Hey ladies and gentlemen, this is DJ Dustbowl, still kicking around and coming in to deliver y'all's zombie survival tip of the day.

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When facing abominations, remember that knowledge is power.

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If you end up with a corpse and you have the means, don't just pulp the bejesus out of it, and, people, don't eat it.

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You've got all the time in the world, so why not take a knife to poke, pry, and see how it ticks?

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Some guy, somewhere, at some point said, "Know thy enemy."

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I ain't the man to tell you if Napoleon or Eisenhower said that, but I can guarantee that you'll be glad you got elbows deep in some guts if it means you can figure which parts need bullets being sent through.