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Uncle Sam's still kicking!

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Yes, I was just as surprised as y'all listening probably are.

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That is, unless you happen to be an uncle named Sam, in which case I'm DJ Dustbowl, this is my canine co-host, who's also Sam, and we want to tell you good job for making it this far.

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Jesus fuck, Sam, I think that was our most brain-dead intro.

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Anyways, moving swiftly along, members of the federal government are still out there, folks.

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Just this morning, a big old heli flew past, pretty as can be.

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I managed to hail them and found out that they were ferrying some supplies over to what they're calling the "Old Guard's First Fleet."

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Tap some wood, people, but it sounds like a bunch of Navy and private ships are tootling along the coastline, cruising and looking to clear some safe zones.