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Hey, people of the wasteland, it's DJ Dustbowl on Dark Days Radio, and I've got two words for y'all that are listening in: tear gas.

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We've all heard of these giant bugs that are crawling around, and if you haven't… I hate to break it to you, my sweet summer child, but wake up and sniff the bug juice; they're a thing.

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Regardless, people, keep cool if you've got some tear gas canisters on tap.

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That crap lays a creepy crawler out like they got told their free trial of life was up.

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Sam's now got a whole bunch of fresh bug meat to snack on after I had to try it out on some uninvited guests climbing across my front door.