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This is DJ Dustbowl on Dark Days Radio, saying hey to your eardrums with some good tunes and a bunch of news.

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Mutant meat makes for good eating, folks.

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Well, sort of.

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While that stuff's packed with a whole bunch of trash, forking a moderate serving onto y'all's plates ain't going to do much harm, save for offending your taste buds.

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It's a hell of a lot better than starving, provided that you're mindful of how much you eat and don't go ham on the mutants if you've got some other food on tap.

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Like actual ham, for example.

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Daft jokes aside, I'd also like to give a shout out to the group of Old Guard soldiers who served up a royal ass kicking to some raiders down by Cushing.

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Go get them, guys.