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I'm DJ Dustbowl, this is my co-host, Sam, and my survival tip for today, folks, is simply to be resourceful.

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This sounds like a whole lot of vague bullshit, I know, but I managed to find another survivor broadcasting on ham radio.

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We got to talking, and this crazy motherfucker has apparently made a complete suit of armor from sheet metal padded with ripped-up body pillows, a mace from plumbing pipes, and has retooled their old hatchback into a fucking armored brick.

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People, while we may be living in a wasteland, with some creativity, we can still make it ours.

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So, I'm going to queue up an appropriate track, Sam, you sign us off, and to all of you listening… chin up and say, "Welcome to my wasteland!"