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What's up, people of the_cataclysm?

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I'm DJ Dustbowl, this is my canine partner in crime, Sam, and you're listening to Dark Days Radio, but… let me shut my mouth for a bit.

"Hey hey, this is Anarchy, former writer, now turned apocalypse survivor and wearer of oven-derived sheet metal armor."

Aren't you forgetting, "Driver of a hatchback turned death brick?"

"Yes.

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That's an important part of my zombie-trashing credentials."

So yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't catch my last broadcast, I did the impossible: I found, quite possibly, the only other living, breathing nerd operating a radio on the eastern seaboard.

"Truly, we are an endangered species."

That we are, but, Anarchy, please enlighten the people bunkering down on how you got here.

"Let's just say… a lot of zombies got introduced to the front grill of the death brick."

Metal.

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Now, folks, I'm going to step out for a smoke, and I'll leave y'all in Anarchy's hands.

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I'm not responsible for anything that gets said.

"OK, so I'm going to be bringing you whatever music I feel like playing, as well as tips, tricks, and excerpts from whatever I've been writing in this apocalyptic hellscape.

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But before we launch, I'd like to give some dad advice.

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Don't forget to work on your personal projects, people.

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I know you've got plenty of time sitting in those shelters of yours."