| So do you like cats or dogs? |
| It's nice to know that the <zombies> don't feel pain. |
| Wherever we end up, at least we're still alive, right? |
| Somehow, I don't think I'll be going back to my old job anytime soon… |
| I am SO glad I don't need to deal with taxes or debt anymore. |
| Geez, this is nothing like those Hollywood zombie films! |
| Do you ever think about the ethics of killing <zombies>? |
| Do you think living on a farm is dangerous because the roosters might attract <zombies>? |
| I have dreamed of owning a house by the sea, but now I have nightmares of what lurks beneath the waves. |
| I liked walking through the forest, listening to the chirping of the birds but now I am afraid that the birds might devour me. |
| So you wet your toothbrush AFTER you apply toothpaste? That's so weird. |
| So is it pronounced gif or gif? |
| What do you think the president is doing right now? |
| What do you like to listen to? Personally I'm into bass-heavy post-glam speed polka. |
| Don't tell anyone else, but sometimes I like to sleep holding my teddy bear. |
| Sometimes I see weird shit in the sky at night. |
| Did you see the <weird_sky_thing> in the sky last night, too? |
| I used to have a cat. I really miss Mr. Cuddles… |
| My friends and I used to play cops-and-robbers, except with zombies. Never thought I'd be in it for real… |
| We both need to cheer up, so here is a joke: What do you call a sleepy car? Tired! |
| I still think about when the rioters and my neighbors tore each other to shreds… |
| One day I greeted the mailman but his eyes were bloodshot and he aggressively threw letters at me. |
| This is nothing compared to just two months ago. Everything is getting bigger and more dangerous with each day that passes. |
| Do you ever think that we're in some kind of simulation? |
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